AFreund: I know what you're thinking: "If only my life was more like Jersey Shore, then all this drama would be worth it."
me: If only I were paid buttloads of money to do absolutely nothing and purposefully incite drama in my life.
If only, if only.
AFreund: Um, not nothing. You need to party all the time. And be pretty slutty.
me: Oh boy. And here I was thinking that that life just might be easier than my current one.
AFreund: No pain, no gain, baby.
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